work stuff :)
1) TRY SAYING: I think you could do with more training.INSTEAD OF: You don't have a f*cking clue, do you?
2) TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.INSTEAD OF: She's a f*cking power-crazy b*tch.
3) TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.INSTEAD OF: And when the f*ck do you expect me to do this?
4) TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.INSTEAD OF: F*ck off a*se-wipe.
5) TRY SAYING: Really?INSTEAD OF: Well f*ck me backwards with a telegraph pole.
6) TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a f*ck.
7) TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.INSTEAD OF: Not my f*cking problem, mate.
8) TRY SAYING: That's interesting.INSTEAD OF: What the f*ck?
9) TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented within thegiven timescale.INSTEAD OF: No f*cking chance mate.
10) TRY SAYING: It will be tight, but I'll try to schedule it in.INSTEAD OF: Why the f*ck didn't you tell me that yesterday?
11) TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues.INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his f*cking a*se.
12) TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?INSTEAD OF: Oi, f*ck face.
13) TRY SAYING: Of course, I was only going to be at home anyway.INSTEAD OF: Yeah, who needs f*cking holidays anyway.