A boy, a dad and a car

One day a 12-year old boy was walking down the
street when a car pulled up beside him and the window was wound
down.

"I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car", said the
male driver.

"No way, get stuffed", replied the boy.

How about a bag of lollies and £10?" asked the driver?

"No way", replied the irritated youngster.

"What about a bag of lollies and FIFTY QUID,
eh"? Quizzed the driver, still rolling slowly to keep up with the
walking
boy.

"No, I'm not getting in the fricken car!" answered the
boy "OK, I know what you want; I'll give you £100 and a bag of
lollies", the driver offered.

"NO," screamed the boy.

"What will it take to get you into the car"? Asked the driver with a
long sigh.

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The boy replied, "Listen Dad, you bought the Skoda, you live
with it!"